Hidden Gem: Taberna Da Poncha, Madeira.


We are fortunate enough to come from such a beautiful ‘dot’ of an Island in the North of the Atlantic Ocean but one question Londoners always feel to ask us is; “are there many pubs there?” Guess what?  No!

BUT, if you are visiting such a wonderful place with stunning views you don’t want to be sitting in a dark gloomy pub downing a pint of bog-standard ale's!

So, we introduce to you this hidden gem; Taberna Da Poncha. Located in Ribeira Brava, approximately a 20 minutes drive from the Capital, Funchal. We were lucky enough to visit this quirky hangout a couple of weekends ago for a third time – whoop whoop! 




Taberna Da Poncha is a drinking den that serves ‘Poncha’ which is a traditional drink from Madeira made by mixing aguardente de cana (a liquor made from sugar cane) along with honey, sugar and fresh orange or lemon.  Although Poncha tends to leave a sweet yummy taste in your mouth, do not be fooled by its sweetness. It is very strong and we’d be surprised if you aren’t dancing around making a fool of yourself after 3 glasses.  You have been warned!



Monkey nuts anyone?  You are given a side of nuts with your Poncha and the deal is, you eat the nuts and then you throw the nut shells on the floor…. huh…?... really…. ?... what …?  Random or what!?  We’d imagine this wouldn’t be a great thing for those who suffer from OCD but never fear, there are bins around. We wouldn’t advise using them though, you’ll get funny looks from the locals…





Lastly, when you visit Taberna Da Poncha, remember to bring your business cards! Nothing screams free promotion like this place as the walls and ceilings are covered in visitors’ business cards which adds an individual uniqueness to its interior ‘décor’. Can you spot us…?





Location: Sitio Da Lage, Serra De Agua, Ribeira Brava, Madeira 9350-309, Portugal

Price of Poncha: 3 Euros



Muchos besos

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The floating garden

“Basta que sim”…or the English translation; “Enough is yes”….yep, no sense at all. But you’ll find this random phrase being said in all kinds of conversations on a tiny island called Madeira. Not many people have heard of it (probably because you can’t see it on a global map) but this is where we are from. And no, it is not where Madeira cake is also from!

For those of you who have stumbled across this mysterious place you would have heard or read that as a holiday destination, Madeira attracts mostly the golden oldies. However this is not entirely the case. It is not the retirement home many would have you to believe.



Ok so firstly, let’s talk about what we love to do more than anything… eat!! Nom nom nom.  “Must eats” on Madeira Island are as follows…

Espetada – Beef on a frigging stick! – The Chinese might have invented the chopstick but we’ve invented; THE STICK! 



Lapas – Limpets! Honestly, try it, they aren’t like gooey oysters. They are totally mouth-watering. Served in a hot pan straight from the grill, topped with garlic and a squeeze of lemon *drools* 


                                                  

Bolo do caco – A typical wheat flour bread topped with garlic and parsley. You’ll find this on almost every menu 




Picado – Another popular meat dish. Consisting of small fried pieces of beef served in a big dish surrounded by French fries. Usually eaten out of the same dish by everyone on the table. So we wouldn’t recommend this for non-sharers!



Milho Frito – These are delicious deep-fried cubes of cornmeal – a popular side dish to accompany those main dishes. 



Full yet?  Great!  We know just the thing to burn off all of those unwanted calories! 
Head over to Sao Lourenco, located in the eastern part of the island which has the most amazing views.  You can witness a combination of rocks and sea from all around the island.  The walk to the top of Sao Lourenco is purely untouched but we warn you; if you are unfit – DON’T DO IT!  Take water, sun cream and food (Obviously) and just enjoy the magical breath-taking views. **We wouldn’t advise taking kids as it can be quite dangerous**




If that’s made you feel tired and you just fancy being “carried” around for the day, then Madeira has lots to offer too!  Check these out….

Tour around in a Tuk tuk.  Never mind those London Rickshaws that are overpriced for a ten second ride around the square.  These Tuk tuks takes you to places you’d never think to go to by foot. 



The famous Taboggans…. Ok, this is slightly more for the Adrenalin junkies but definitely worth a go for the experience. It is a ride down from Monte to Funchal on a wooden sledge, down narrow winding streets. Just remember to keep your arms in (or up) and don’t worry, the toboggan men are experts at what they do.




Less crazy and more relaxation?  Take a trip up to the top of the mountains on the Monte cable cars.  Spectacular views you just don’t want to miss. 




Levada walks – A great opportunity for those of you who love to be one with nature a beautiful adventure through the lush green landscapes.





Hmm anything else? Ohhh yes. Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! How can we nearly forget to mention one of the Island’s most important figures and better known exports. A Native himself, you will find his image adorned all over the island; on t-shirts, towels, mugs and accessories. Don’t forget to check out his statue which you’ll find in the Capital City, Funchal. Seflieeee time!




Ok let’s wrap this up. All in all this “Pearl of the Atlantic” has so much to offer and is a great year round holiday destination. With its lush landscapes, spectacular views, countless choice of bars and restaurants, charming cobbled streets and water sports such as sailing, surfing, whale and dolphin watching, you are bound to not get bored or hungry!





muchos besos

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